at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
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i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
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I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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