Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
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I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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