I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
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Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
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