Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
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I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
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There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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