I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
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I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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