It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I forgot how hot balto sounded
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
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Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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