you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
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Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
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