Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
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Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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