I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
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I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
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I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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