just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
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Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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