If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
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I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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