He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
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the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
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I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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