I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
No, but I woke up here and my pockets are full of raisins. Like 6 different pockets.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
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The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Watching the blind side bc I need a good cry to make sure I'm still human after this weekend's questionable life choices
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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