Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
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She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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