do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
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This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
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According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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