He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
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Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
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i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
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