They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
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You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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