do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
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someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
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WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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