what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
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Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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