I solve my problems like an adult, at the strip club drinking on a work night.
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
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I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
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