how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
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Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
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He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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