Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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