don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
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Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
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I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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