dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
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There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
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i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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