Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
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I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Found the puke drawer
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
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Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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