Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
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You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
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Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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