My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Barsexuality is the new black.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
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No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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