is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I wear drunk well.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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