nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
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