He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
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Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
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My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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