So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
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I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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