for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
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Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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