so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
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He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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