doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
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Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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