none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
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You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
As he walked by me and gave me his dreamy smile full of dimples all i could think was 'I gave you chlamydia'.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
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He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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