while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
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She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
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Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
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