How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
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he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
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He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
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