1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
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her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
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Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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