Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
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Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
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