Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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