good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
operation harelip BJ is a go
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
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Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
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So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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