dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
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Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
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Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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