on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
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They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
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I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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