Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
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I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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