I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
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MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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