so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
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I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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