I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
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You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
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Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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