dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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