Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
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And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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