sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
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Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
We're too hungover to prance.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
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